At first I thought 'wow this is dumb', but then it got to the yawny whiny parts and I'm immediatly changed it to 'Rofl!'
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Not flat, but barely any butt. No shelf thank you very much.
And it depends on what the guy/girl looks like.
And it depends on what the guy/girl looks like.
I play the flute, and my favourite thing to say outloud when I'm near non instrument players is 'Dang, why can I never get the speed of my fingering to match my tounging???'. 
I read 'the penis in her mouth', but then I'm like wait wrong grammar, so it must be 'the pen is in her mouth', then I remembered the first one is actually correct grammar and switched back to it, then read the sentance under it and felt dumb. 
Me and my cousin do it all the time. But the only time we have hurt ourself by throwing glass bottles was when he threw one at a thick tree 20 feet in front of him, the bottle shattered and rebounded, slicing his leg open.
I laughed at him.
I laughed at him.
I'm shocked and dissapointed you would put something like this up.
These are great.
I don't care what it says, I'm no fu*king Gemini. I'm Cancer, through and through.
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