What actually cracked me up was this:
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Best to worst:
2) water
1) milk
3) soda
My list:
1)cat
2)dog
3)parrot
2) water
1) milk
3) soda
My list:
1)cat
2)dog
3)parrot
Zombie apocalypse 
Nathan: Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she’s like ‘Aaaaaaahh!’ and I’m like ‘I’m immortal!’ And then she fainted, face plants on the radio and there’s just blood and teeth everywhere. Kelly: Is she alright? Nathan: Yeah, yeah! She’s fine. She’s fine. Apart from the whole… f...
That Scary Looking Bald Hitman Guy
[And that's not necessary a nickname you gave, it's a label. =D]
[And that's not necessary a nickname you gave, it's a label. =D]
Toad...definitely toad.
Would you rather live in Japan or China?
Would you rather live in Japan or China?
False. I'm unhugable 
The person below me had a wonderful hangover today.
The person below me had a wonderful hangover today.
False.
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!
THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!
FAIL
You do.
Bitter please.
Backpack or purse?
You do.
Bitter please.
Backpack or purse?
Rumor has it that you don't have any heart for it to be on fire D;