Hi everyone cant wait to meet you all!

King Falcon
by King Falcon · 13 posts
15 years ago in Introductions
Posted 15 years ago · Author
Hello I'm Phoenix Falcon! Can't wait to meet you all.

But how do I get the free credits and the V.I.P. thingy again?
Posted 15 years ago
Ok.. you are either in need of some caring or you're just spamming subliminal messages xD
Posted 15 years ago
lmao i think he is :p
Posted 15 years ago
*pulls up in a dark car and rolls down the window*

Hop in the back kid; the mafias will take care of your needs from now on.

What a drag it is getting old...

When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"
Posted 15 years ago
Don tweety bird... now that just sounds a bit gay!
And dont use the name Don, Don is Don Von and he is cool, you're not!
Posted 15 years ago · Author
Who's Don Von?
Posted 15 years ago
:evil: ERm you getting it twisted missy! Don Von our Godfartther is cool and Don Falcon our leader ... erm is also cool but me on the other hand is soo damn sexy! you cant deny me..... I'm hot so dont get your panties in a bunch..... i'm way hotter than you :twisted:
Posted 15 years ago · Author
No actually you see there is no DON VON here...

however i see a von don....

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