Ted The Penis Eating Elephant

Don Von Alpha Dom
by Don Von Alpha Dom · 29 posts
14 years ago in AP Lounge
Posted 14 years ago · Author
One night some time ago my ex-wife did not feel up to having sex for the night, so she told me that there was a penis eating elephant named Ted living in her panties to try and scare me out of making love to her for the night. Well, I decided to poke fun of the idea and made Ted his own website: https://www.imvumafias.org/staff/donvon/ted/images.php

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Feel free to visit the site and post your comments here. All images were made by me based on the information my ex-wife gave me about Ted.
Posted 14 years ago
lol.. nice work.
With some 'advertising' this might be the next pedobear?
But ow can you insult someone?

You Ted? You TedCockEater? You Pedoted? xD
Posted 14 years ago
x[)
Posted 14 years ago
hahahahahaha great imagination XDD good job.
Posted 14 years ago
That's adorable. :lol:
Posted 14 years ago
hahahaha :lol:
wat were u thinkin don lol
Posted 14 years ago
haha don lmao XD
Posted 14 years ago
Wow, this really makes no sense lol.
Posted 14 years ago · Author
@Tony: I know, thanks, thought I could make a simple slide show youtube video to try and spread the word.

@Hantarione: Tis my mistress's imagination, she deserves all of the credit; I just drew her ideas down on paper and introduced it to the web for her.

@clumsyvampire: I know, Ted is so cute...I am so proud of my mistress; not many people could make up a meme that pawns pedobear.

@Élie: I was thinking it might be a nice romantic gesture towards my wife...and I was right, she loved it.

@HugoIsGreat: Thanks...gorish violence is funny.

@Necula: I bet it makes more sense to women than it does men.
Posted 14 years ago
Don Von Free Credits wrote:
...there was a penis eating elephant named Ted living in her panties...
Damn that's one huge panty!

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