Posted 14 years ago when i jumped to Local Chocolatefactory i Decided to fuck the girl working next to me, now im sleepy..
Posted 14 years ago when i made my way to the local yocal i decided to save the innocent man next to me . now im FREE!!
Posted 14 years ago When I ran to the local Mcdonalds, I decided to kidnap the girl next to me. Now I'm tired.
Posted 13 years ago When I danced to the local synagogue, I decided to lick the urinal next to me. Now I'm diseased.
Posted 11 years ago When I (verb) to the local (noun), I decided to (verb) the (noun) next to me. Now I'm (mood).
Posted 11 years ago King Falcon wrote:When I drove to the local church, I decided to Falcon Punch the Priest next to me. Now I'm Horny."Falcon Punching' a priest gets you horny??? Wow...just... wow... LMAOWhen I drove to the local Computer Store, I decided to bitchslap the Techie next to me. Now I'm happy.