Nimit's Mom

by Don Von Alpha Dom · 16 posts
12 years ago in Social Games

Posted 12 years ago

Nimit is self employed because he couldn't fill in the application form.
Why?
Because they had only "male" or "female" as options for gender.

Fire said that's the funniest joke ever, I agree... XD

Nimit's mom is so fat that when she stood up from the floor she found a sofa.

Posted 12 years ago · Author

Nimit's mom is so dumb, she studied for a pregnancy test.
Then she considered it a failing grade when she had Nimit.

Posted 12 years ago

Nimit's mom holds the record for the worlds most overused hole.

Posted 12 years ago

Nimit's mom is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more :mrgreen:

Posted 12 years ago · Author

Nimit's mom is so ugly, she works as a halloween mask model - 12 months a year.
RL Stine is trying to get her to sign a contract to star in a remake of The Haunted Mask, in which she will play the mask.

Posted 11 years ago

Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull

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