lololol

Epic

lmfao

alright so theres 2 muffins in an oven, and 1 muffin says to the other muffin
"woo its hot in here"
the 2nd muffin says
"AHHH!!!!!!!!!!A TALKING MUFFIN"

lololololol

A Priest gets sick and tired of all the people in his parish who keep confessing adultery. so on a sunday in the pulpit he says "if i hear 1 more person confess to adultery im quitting." everybody likes to priest so they come up with a code word for adultery. people who have commited adultery say "have fallen" and the priest is fine with this until the priest dies.
a week later after the new priest arrives he goes and visits the mayor with a concerned look on his face.the priest says "yo uhave to do somthing about the footpaths in town.when ppl come into the confessional they keep talking about having fallen"the mayor laughs,realizing nobody has told him about the code word"the preist chakes his head and points a finger at the mayor and says. "i dont know what you're laughing about.your wife fell 3 times this week"

A black guy,Mexican guy,Chinese guy, and italian guy walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says "Get the phuck out of here" NO OFFENSE I'M NOT RACIST o.o

this never gets old

Lawl