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Funny Quotes

Daxx
by Daxx · 31 posts
11 years ago in Social Games
Posted 10 years ago
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Posted 10 years ago
Here is a double quote, hehehe:

Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...
Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond...
Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves...
Posted 9 years ago
Once upon a time ... F**K YOU ... The end :P
Posted 9 years ago
I love you with all my butt, id say heart, but my butt is bigger
Posted 9 years ago
The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
Posted 9 years ago
"Edgar is the one in the hole!"
Posted 9 years ago
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
Posted 9 years ago
"Theres do and theres F****** up royal, and you are F****** up royal"
Posted 9 years ago
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