Posted 11 years ago
If i were an elephant, I'd hide in your fridge.
If i were..
Posted 11 years ago
If I were a Hamburglar, I'd steal hamburgers.
Posted 11 years ago
If i were a ninja i would find myself a princess to serve her well 
Posted 11 years ago
If I were a SuperCar, I would be a mix between a Bugatti Veyron and a Dodge Challenger, with a bit of Camaro style thrown in.
Posted 11 years ago
If I were rich...I might think about buying you that car...but would then decide, nahhhhh, and get it for me 
Posted 11 years ago
If I were rich, I'd make your life a living hell just for that comment...
Posted 11 years ago
If I were an air mattress, id come with a warning label that read "One time Usage"
Posted 11 years ago
If I were rich, I'd still act as if i was just a regular person.
Posted 11 years ago
If I where your House I would kick you out
Posted 11 years ago
If i were a pig, I'd pork you.