Posted 14 years ago
It was his wife, Barbie! And she was drunk like HELL.
Posted 14 years ago
& she was saying: hey baby can we have fun today?
Posted 14 years ago
Without thinking Barnie screamed out yes, and ran back home, but there, insted of Barbie he found the ZOMBIE!!!
*dun dun dun*
*dun dun dun*
Posted 14 years ago
And this Zombie was making out with Barbie's dog.
Posted 14 years ago
Barnie screamed and ran around in circles panicking at the sight.
Posted 14 years ago
Barnie cut his veins and got into a hospital for mental disease.
Posted 14 years ago
Soon after, Barnie died.
Posted 14 years ago
Barbie was crying like crazy and the doctor saw and asked her "will you be my wife?".
Posted 14 years ago
and she said yes and lived happy ever after ;3 or did they? 
Posted 14 years ago
After that, the zombie fell in love with Barnie's dead corpse.