Posted 2 years ago
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Give me your dirty typos ya pervs! (what you meant to say, and what you actually typed)
Dirty Typos - Game
Posted 2 years ago
I accidentally typed 'Can you lend me your boobs' instead of can you lend me your books.
Posted 2 years ago
I want to write "Show me ur cute little kitten" but instead of kitten i accidentally use pussy. Like Show me ur cute little pussy 
Posted 2 years ago
"Give me a sex" instead of sec.
Posted 2 years ago
"ill sext you tomorrow" instead of "ill text you tomorrow"
Posted 2 years ago
A woman quoted in a story had a title of “public relations director.” The reporter dropped the L turning her into a “pubic relations director.”
An editor transposed two letters writing about the "Hadron Collider". You guessed it, it became the "Hardon Collider".
An editor transposed two letters writing about the "Hadron Collider". You guessed it, it became the "Hardon Collider".
Posted 2 years ago
I believe in action more then words so, just get her somewhere private and dark and bam!. Words often take too long to warm up somebody for sex. Just get her alone with you and get her naked and star pounding her ass and show her a good time. Being Little rude and little abusive won't be a bad thing during sex, use that aggressive energy to show your girl a good time.
Posted 2 years ago
I messaged my mom when i was sick and instead of sick it auto corrected to dick ._.
Posted 2 years ago
Capricorngirl99 wrote:I messaged my mom when i was sick and instead of sick it auto corrected to dick ._.
@Capricorngirl99
That must have been an awkward conversation :
- "Mom, I'm a dick"
- "Yes I know"
Posted 2 years ago
I was texting an apology to someone I was in a long distance relationship with, meant to say I didn't mean to be such an ass, it autocorrected to assassin.