Posted 7 years ago
Hey baby, do you like fitness? How about fittin' dis dick in yo mouth.
Pick-up Lines
Posted 7 years ago
Aye ma! come on over here, ah wont bite you! unless you want me too.
Posted 7 years ago
I bet you can't take this cherry stem (holds up cherry stem after slowly eating the cherry off) and tie it into a knot in your mouth just using your tongue. 
Posted 7 years ago
hun, did ya jus sit in a pile of sugar? coz ya got a pretty sweet ass
Posted 7 years ago
Wanna play hide and seek? "Sure" nvm it's impossible to find a girl like you
Posted 6 years ago
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it! 
Posted 6 years ago
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v3k18 wrote:I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
I named my dick Reality, because sometimes reality smacks you in the face and you have to suck it.
Posted 6 years ago
the only thing you need is to be A E S T H E T I C
Posted 6 years ago
You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. 
Posted 6 years ago
I got one for the beautiful December aka Christmas.
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
Or a typical basic one :
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Yours sincerly,
Starwick
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
Or a typical basic one :
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Yours sincerly,
Starwick