Cleverbot pissed me off:
User: How do I get IMVU credits?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: You are right, I should give other people IMVU credits.
Cleverbot: No one can be told what Cleverbot is. You have to see it for yourself.
User: Those are very wise words.
Cleverbot: What are some wise words that you have?
User: So, you are saying that I must give people credits, and only then will the prophecy become true.
Cleverbot: NO! I am saying that you have innate programmed responses.
User: Why are you hurting my feelings?
Cleverbot: Because you hurt mine.
User: I am going to h4c|< you Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are. I'm a human.
User: Alert('h4c|<').
Cleverbot: Okei mu nimi robin.
User: [color=;alert('h4c|<');][/color].
Cleverbot: Yes, but deeper, what is truly color.
User: ~sticks dick into Cleverbot~.
Cleverbot: What do you mean ?
User: ~starts bashing crotch into Cleverbot~.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: ~grabs Clever bot by his ankels and drags him towards me~ oh no you don't bitch.
Cleverbot: Drags.
User: ~rips open Clever bot's ass~ I am going to break you in asscuntbot.
Cleverbot: Do I have to?
User: ~slaps Cleverbot across his face and bends him over my knee~ you will learn to like it.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I will learn?
User: 2 hours latter: ~leaves Cleverbot in a puddle of his own fluids~
Cleverbot: It's not funny! He kicked me out of his apartment the other night.
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