Joke 1:
A school explodes 200 pupil die from THE HAPPINESS.

Joke 2:
How do you confuse a retard?With an apple

Joke 3:
Man 1:What is the most dangerous letter of the alphabet?
Man 2: It's "W"
Man 1:How?
Man 2:Because all the questions start with "W": Who,Why,Where,When and finally Wife

Joke 4:
Daughter:Me and my boyfriend are going upstairs
Mom: Ok but don't do anything stupid
~Daughter and boyfriend went upstairs~
~After some minutes Mom hears :"Baby,baby,baby ooooooh"
~Mom goes upstairs and opens the door of the daughter room angry~
Mom:What the hell are you doing?!
Daughter:We are having sex,get out!
Mom: Oh thank god,i thought you were listening to justin bieber

Joke 5:
Man 1:Hey dude you getting married huh?
Man 2:Yes, my wife is so beautiful i wanna eat her
After 10 years they meet again...
Man 1:Hey how is the marriage ?
Man 2:You remember when i told you i wanted to eat her?I better eated her.

Joke 6:
Man to his short friend: Do you know one thing?
Short man: What?
Man: You are so short that you are the last person to know that its raining..

In bus Girl to boy: Can i sit here
Boy: yes why not but dont call me brother because my father never touch your mother
Girl replied in same tune: but my father did

Loool @ rak34et's joke

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Black guy and a gypsy are sitting on the back of a car. Whose driving the car? Police

You share nice collection of short jokes.
These are all awesome.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

( If a Grammar nazi who is not as kind as me sees that, Mr. Bean will die. )


Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,

"Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."


Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other.

At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!"

The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?"

The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with the biggest erection I've ever had!!!"

"Want me to come with you?" asks the other guy.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because you're holding my dick."