A joke for your day!

Posted 13 years ago · Author

A guy took his date to her first f0otball game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing eachother over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "what do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was : 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like, Hello? It's only 25 cents"

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Posted 13 years ago

//.Spring wrote:
A guy took his date to her first Soccer game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing eachother over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "what do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was : 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like, Hello? It's only 25 cents"

That would be funny if it was a Soccer game not a soccer game

Posted 13 years ago

Soccer has quarterbacks?

Posted 13 years ago · Author

Error 404 wrote:
//.Spring wrote:
A guy took his date to her first Soccer game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing eachother over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "what do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was : 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like, Hello? It's only 25 cents"

That would be funny if it was a Soccer game not a Soccer game

I think the forums changes F00tBall to Soccer because I had posted

"A guy took his girlfriend to her first f00tball game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing eachother over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "what do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was : 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like, Hello? It's only 25 cents""

Posted 13 years ago

Ah F00tball. Yeah, I almost forgot about the forums changing that. So many people kept calling soccer F00tball, that I started having the forums auto-change it. :upsidown:

Posted 13 years ago

haha ya i remember when falcon got angry when we called f00tball euro soccer. So he made that haha

Posted 13 years ago

Lol isn't the correct term for american f00tball rugby? I am pretty sure it is i still find it weird that you call f00tball soccer , i mean foot ball as in foot and ball so a foot must be associated with the ball where in rugby you basically hold the ball in your hands and run around so you wouldn't get butt raped by massive guys. LOL but on a serious note it still confusses me cause in here we call soccer f00tballs and american f00tball rugby

Posted 13 years ago · Author

Nikky Maxim wrote:
Lol isn't the correct term for american f00tball rugby? I am pretty sure it is i still find it weird that you call f00tball Soccer , i mean foot ball as in foot and ball so a foot must be associated with the ball where in rugby you basically hold the ball in your hands and run around so you wouldn't get butt raped by massive guys. LOL but on a serious note it still confusses me cause in here we call Soccer f00tballs and american f00tball rugby

In the united states of america. F00tball is f00tball, soccer is soccer, rugby is rugby.

Posted 13 years ago

//.Spring wrote:
Nikky Maxim wrote:
Lol isn't the correct term for american f00tball rugby? I am pretty sure it is i still find it weird that you call f00tball Soccer , i mean foot ball as in foot and ball so a foot must be associated with the ball where in rugby you basically hold the ball in your hands and run around so you wouldn't get butt raped by massive guys. LOL but on a serious note it still confusses me cause in here we call Soccer f00tballs and american f00tball rugby

In the united states of america. F00tball is f00tball, Soccer is Soccer, rugby is rugby.

Rugby is the correct name of your ameican f00tball lol . F00tball is soccer in reality , americans just changed it cause rugby sounds bad . i mean how often do you see a balls being kicked in rugby .... sorry i ment f00tball ? Soccer should get it's name back.
But i'm not a sports fan so i don't care . Rugby is the same thing as american f00tball

Posted 13 years ago

Nikky Maxim wrote:
//.Spring wrote:
Nikky Maxim wrote:
Lol isn't the correct term for american f00tball rugby? I am pretty sure it is i still find it weird that you call f00tball Soccer , i mean foot ball as in foot and ball so a foot must be associated with the ball where in rugby you basically hold the ball in your hands and run around so you wouldn't get butt raped by massive guys. LOL but on a serious note it still confusses me cause in here we call Soccer f00tballs and american f00tball rugby

In the united states of america. F00tball is f00tball, Soccer is Soccer, rugby is rugby.

Rugby is the correct name of your ameican f00tball lol . F00tball is Soccer in reality , americans just changed it cause rugby sounds bad . i mean how often do you see a balls being kicked in rugby .... sorry i ment f00tball ? Soccer should get it's name back.
But i'm not a sports fan so i don't care . Rugby is the same thing as american f00tball

NO thats is ABSOLUTELY not correct. Rugby is WAAAAY diffrent than american Soccer! And as a soccer fan it makes me cry when people mix it with american Soccer.
Soccer is the first and REAL Soccer but because of some gay reason Americans call their Soccer just Soccer even when its BASED on rugby... -sigh- :roll:

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