Convo With Noobs Claiming To Be Elite Hackers

Don Von Alpha Dom
by Don Von Alpha Dom · 8 posts
13 years ago in Off Topic
Posted 13 years ago · Author
I know our family enjoys posting their conversations with noobs, so I decided to post one of my own which happend tonight.

I found an "Anonymous" public room on IMVU. For those of you who do not know, Anonymous is an anti-Internet censorship group which originated from meme producing image boards. The group often uses hackers as part of their protests. I have been an off and on member since 2008, so I decided to check out the room. Low and behold, the second I enter...someone recognizes me, so I invited a friend who is also an anon. Then someone in the room decided he wanted to pretend that he was big shoot h4c|<7r hacking the military. At first I decided to ignore him, but when he decided that my friend was not allowed in the room because she was not anon enough...I decided to reveal him as the noob he really was.

FriendOfKiri has joined the chat
DeadLock has joined the chat
Kiri WhisperAdd Friend has joined the chat
Nick has joined the chat
Kiri: Hmm, Nick, is that Don Von Free Credits?
Kiri: o-o
Kiri: o-o
FriendOfKiri: i wish i cud h4c|<
FriendOfKiri: just to fuck around
Kiri: o-o
E-Qu has joined the chat
DonVon: Welcome to the Anonymous room Evelyn.
DonVon: Yes Kirk, it is me.
Kiri: . . .
Kiri: And you two are whome?
DonVon: Good evening My name is Don.
Kiri: Hmm. . .
FriendOfKiri: My name is Joey
Kiri: Your a friend of Skela?
E-Qu: *loading so slooow*
DonVon: I know Skela, but I would not say I am his friend.
E-Qu: Oh I am Skela
E-Qu: s friend!
Kiri: My identity is nothing but an entity.
Kiri: Hmm. . .
Kiri: May I ask of the situation between you and Skela?
E-Qu: Situation?
Kiri: Been targeting Alaskan militay databases all day today, and kinda pissed that they were a pushover.
Kiri: x-x
FriendOfKiri: why?
FriendOfKiri: whats soo great bout them?
Kiri: Nothing.
Kiri: Was a warm up.
FriendOfKiri: ohh
Kiri: A few of Anonymous are soon targeting U.S naval bases to leak yet more confidential data.
DonVon: There is a situation?
Kiri: Not sure Don, but was wondering as to what you meant.
Kiri: NickRoxx, you have my permission to use my Ping, seeing how shit yours is. xD
Kiri: E-Qu, may I ask for who you are?
E-Qu: For who?
FriendOfKiri: wasnt tht a girl?
DonVon: I meant just as I said. Skela is simply a man I know, nothing more, nothing less.
Kiri: Mhmm. o-o
Kiri: Ahh.
E-Qu: o.o
Kiri: Heh. . .
xNickRoxx has left the chat
Kiri: Just been informed I will be leading this attack. -w-
Kiri: Thats just great. o-o
FriendOfKiri: haha
E-Qu: Fucking Nodes.
Kiri: Rev, who are you. . .
FriendOfKiri: kirk link ur mask
Kiri: Type in Vendetta. o-o
FriendOfKiri: ohh
E-Qu: Same as his ;
E-Qu: http://www.imvu.com/shop/product.php?pr ... id=5389869
Kiri: The same my ass.
Kiri: Mine is thee original made by AceAngel.
E-Qu: Mkay.
E-Qu: Similar looking.
Kiri: Now EQ, will you tell me who you are, and why you should be welcome here?
E-Qu: Does it really matter.
E-Qu: By who I am you are asking for...?
Kiri: Or will I have to trace your records, your software, and recent logs of computer activity?
Kiri: Your an entity, thats understanable.
Kiri: But you have not proven yourself as legit.
E-Qu: Legit being? >.>
Kiri: Legit as in real, and not a fake or wannabe.
E-Qu: I wasn't aware there was a "fake" version of a lifestyle and mindset.
E-Qu: PLease explain?
FriendOfKiri: >.> shes getting smart
Kiri: This room is for hackers of Anonymous to meet up and duscuss out next targets. . .
E-Qu: Then someone mis-invited me. I am not a h4c|<7r I am Media related only.
Kiri: . . .
DonVon: Then why is FriendOfKiri in here, "FriendOfKiri: i wish i cud h4c|<"?
Kiri: I guess Don invited?
Kiri: FriendOfKiri is a friend of Dead.
Kiri: And Dead CAN h4c|<.
DonVon: Correct, she is with me.
E-Qu: Yes, Don invited me and Nick is my son.
Kiri: His court records are enough proof.
Kiri: Then she can only styay or join when your here.
Kiri: Otherwise the hackers who come here would most likely h4c|< her.
E-Qu: Isn't Elitism precisely what we are fighting?
Kiri: This is not elitism, this is proficiency.
E-Qu: I don't think cornering yourself to one "Division" of Anonymous is proficient.
Kiri: Hackers who can pull of this kind of stuff are welcome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP9q61Fj ... re=related
Kiri: You mis-understand.
Kiri: I am not being an elitest, simply wishing to do what I have been doing for the last six years, fighting the system.
FriendOfKiri: ho started anonymous?
Kiri: This room is for those who CAN do the same, not those who only "live the lifestyle" as you put it.
E-Qu: And are there not other methods to fighting a system?
Kiri: No-one technically started anonymous, we formed maturally, and there is no leader.
FriendOfKiri: >.> shud i leave then?
Kiri: There are, but this room is not one for all methods.
Kiri: Its for hacking, only.
Kiri: You can stay.
Kiri: Seeing as you know both Nick and I.
FriendOfKiri: -nods-
E-Qu: Ah, so double standards? :P
Kiri: You have not the requirments to be here, but I am kind enough to allow you to stay.
Kiri: Do not test me, becase it will be your downfall.
E-Qu: I am not I'm simply stating what you are stating.
DonVon: I have never seen a 3d chat room used by anonymous to organize hacking raids before. All of the raids I have been on were organized in the underweb.
E-Qu: Friendly banter I would say.
Kiri: Mhmm.
Kiri: But Anoymous is not technically an illegal group of belief/
Kiri: *Anonymous.
Kiri: Cannot wait to instal my new keyboard. -w-
FriendOfKiri: i wana get one of the gel roll out ones
Kiri: Same. o-o
E-QuE-Qu : *Wants a Holographic keyboard x.x*
FriendOfKiri: those are soo cool
DonVon: In fact, I would think IMVU would be the last place anon would want to organize anything like what you say this room is for. The client uses bluecava scripting and tracking out the wazoo.
Kiri: Indeed.
Kiri: Thats the idea.
Kiri: This room is a warning to IMVU, though for the moment we are warming up before carrying out our intentions to IMVU.
DonVon: The idea is to have your identity added to the bluebcava database and you computer fingerprinted?
Kiri: No. . .
FriendOfKiri: has anyone from anonymous h4c|<7d imvu like stole a billion credits or something big like tht?
Kiri: But we are aware of this.
Kiri: Not that many credits.
Kiri: A few million at most.
FriendOfKiri: ohh
FriendOfKiri: they get caught?
DonVon: ~sighs~ Why do you guys think hacking credits would hurt IMVU? Credits cost IMVU inc nothing.
Kiri: Indeed, but I never mentioned hacking credits.
E-Qu: INflation.
E-Qu: xD
E-Qu: *Inflationn
Kiri: No.
DonVon: Also, if you wanted to send IMVU inc a message, they have a fax machine.
E-Qu: And a Customer Service number :P
FriendOfKiri: how do u steal credits without getting caught
Kiri: We wish to force them to donate around half of thier profits to charity, and lower the prices they charge for credits.
E-Qu: Which I use too frequently ;-;
Kiri: We are aware, but thats not a Cyber attack.
E-Qu: Donate to charityy!! good cuases! 12th Day in action - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1K3XzzEICw
E-Qu: ;D
FriendOfKiri: shit get me some credits >.>
FriendOfKiri: haha
DonVon: Then kiri, you have not been in anonyous for as long as you say you have.
Kiri: How so?
DonVon: Because....when I mentioned their fax machine, the first thing you should have thought of was a black fax cyber attack.
Kiri: Mhmm. . .
E-Qu has left the chat
DonVon: ^^ A common cyber attack used during our raids on companies.
FriendOfKiri: haha
Kiri: Its been a long day. . .
DonVon: Long day my ass, you do not miss something as basic as that.
DonVon: ~walks out of the room~
Kiri: I sppeak the truth. -.-
Kiri: You can check if you want. . .
Posted 13 years ago
This is funny altho it was hard for me to read some of the words because of the english used in there. I guess they wanted to feel big .
Posted 13 years ago
Kiri: Its been a long day. . .
DonVon: Long day my ass, you do not miss something as basic as that.


I literally lol'd
Posted 13 years ago
As even our noobest members have attacked IMVU through their fax machine, it made me lol.
Posted 13 years ago
LULZSEC SUCKS.THEY h4c|< PUBLIC/PRIVATE PROPERTIES FOR THE HELL OF IT.PWN THEMMMM!!!!!! e_e


With love
-Jon.
Posted 13 years ago
F.A.T.E. wrote:
Kiri: Its been a long day. . .
DonVon: Long day my ass, you do not miss something as basic as that.


I literally lol'd


Second this.LOL
Funny how I never saw don von saying something similar to "long day my ass"
just LOL
Posted 13 years ago
Is it just me or is the convo imbued with a bit of philosophy? LOL!

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"Kiri: Your an entity, thats understanable.
Kiri: But you have not proven yourself as legit.
E-Qu: Legit being? >.>
Kiri: Legit as in real, and not a fake or wannabe.
E-Qu: I wasn't aware there was a "fake" version of a lifestyle and mindset.
E-Qu: PLease explain?"


Well, I guess some blokes really like to brag about their inexistent skills.
Posted 12 years ago
Lol that was funny and alot of works i couldn't read that well

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