As he turned around because of what he heard, he spotted DM sneaking up behind him as he was trying to comfort Muffin, he turns to face DM and

DM quickly pulls out a

knife and tries to slice and dice

At that moment a honey covered lesbian giant bursts into the room, dispelling the knife with her magic dildo and yelling at Padrino Falcon, "You never told him? You never told him?", she tuns to , "You are a muffin DM". Honey awkwardly drips off of her face, the splatters dripping onto the tiny muffin in DM's hands, "and that muffin is your child".

Muffin, "daddy".


Recap of the story so far:
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IF you are not caught up on the story, we are currently in an underground cave filled with dead half bunny half human hybrids that were planning on taking over the world. we led in a team to kill them ... and now we are fighting over the loot which is made up of a baby bunny and a muffin. The cave also contains, a lesbian giant who loves honey, chuck norris, a live drunk Barbi doll & her dog, and randomly roaming zombies. Barnie the dino use to be fighting some of the Zombies, but died. Doctor Who is trying to get the barbie to marry him, (apparently they are engaged). Some of the Zombies are gangbanging Barnie's corpse ... and he is liking it because it apparently also turned him into a zombie, so he has fallen in love with the zombies. People are turning into zombies left and right, including our family's only zombie hunter. Everyone is fighting over the muffin because it apparently holds the cure, but the muffin is a real boy with family issues and magical powers. DM got tired of everyone fighting over the muffin and tried to kill it, and then .... the giant honey covered lesbian used her magic dildo to stop him .... at the same time revealing to DM that he is the muffin's father.
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D.M did not believe this and decided to eat his so called muffin son, now covered in yummy honey.

[MUAHAHA. ]

D.M burps out crumbs and pieces, then says yum... oWo

suddenly D.M. is facing a rather scary and hungry looking zombie...the zombie screams...BRAINS!!! and proceeds to take D.M's eyes, popping them in his mouth like peanuts...D.M. screams...

Hearing DM screaming, Padrino Falcon quickly scoops up Muffin and runs, bumping into DonVon, causing him to drop poor little Muffin and making Muffin cry once more.

However, Muffin's cry is muffled by zombified Barnie's loud singing,
"I love you, you love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too..."

Hearing the singing, Padrino Falcon looks back to see the zombified Barney trying to skip towards him. He looks back at DonVon and Muffin and tells them both 'You're on your own. I'm outta here!', as he quickly runs off, leaving them to fight the army of zombies with a mutilated DM. Seeing Padrino Falcon leave, Muffin cries even more, looking up at DonVon, then back towards the cave where DM was.

Barnie's annoying singing voice reverberated throughout the cave, angering the hungry zombies in a feeding frenzy. Though Padrino Falcon ran for his life. Don Von and Muffin decided to help the blind Sir DM, still writhing in pain when his eyes were gouged and eaten by one of the zombies. Sir DM has not been zombified yet, but it is a matter of time. Don Von knows that Muffin holds the cure to make Sir DM whole, including restoring his eyesight and stopping the zombie transformation. Unfortunately, the army of badass zombies have surrounded Don Von, Sir DM and Muffin. Out of nowhere, Chuck Norris showed up. Chuck is wielding his magical nunchaku. There are lots of rumors surrounding Chuck Norris. Rumor has it that Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Rumor has it that Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. It was also rumored that Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Thus, Chuck Norris could hopefully protect the trio from these flesh-eating zombies...