If i were..

iLLu
by iLLu · 232 posts
14 years ago in Social Games
Posted 11 years ago
If I where your Bit.. I would Fu..k the shit out of you.
Posted 11 years ago
BloodLustD wrote:
If I were rich, I'd make your life a living hell just for that comment...


Hahahaha If I were rich I'd just look at you and laugh as I wave, driving by you in that new car.
Posted 10 years ago
If I were to win the lottery, I'd be rich - duh! You don't say? :)
Posted 10 years ago
If I wasn't so sick, I'd laugh at that. ;)

oh sorry...I need to phrase that correctly...

If I Were... not so sick, my wee lads and lasses, I would find the humor in his prior statement. (God I need sleep...)
Posted 10 years ago
If I were to sleep, I'll wake up rested and feel much better. Get well soon!
Posted 10 years ago
Awww thank you.

If I were...a fly, I'd sit up on your wall and watch over you..but then you'd most likely kill me, so I guess that would be out of the question. :doubt:
Posted 10 years ago
If I were to do unto others as they always do unto me; how much jail time would that be for me exactly? :)
Posted 10 years ago
ROFL

If I were...a lawyer, then I guess I'd be representing you quite a bit if you were to do unto others as they do unto you. 8)
Posted 10 years ago
ROFL... I dislike bullies picking on nerds in school... the bullies not realizing that they'll wind up working for the nerds as an adult... Ain't Karma a bitch? Definitely, payback's a bitch!... ROFL.

"If I were deaf, I'll hear your laughter through your smile. If I were mute, I'll speak to you through your eyes. If I were blind, I'll see you through your touch. I can live without my senses but life won't make sense without you."

~Unknown~
Posted 9 years ago
If I were a chocolate everybody would want to eat me o.O

da hell (brain dead x.x)

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