Funny Quotes

by Daxx · 31 posts
11 years ago in Social Games

Posted 10 years ago

This is how my week goes:
Moooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday.

Posted 10 years ago

Somewhere, in one of the GA Chat Rooms in IMVU:

Boy: "You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met."
Girl: "You just wanna pixel f*ck me."
Boy: "Wow and smart too..."

Posted 10 years ago

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Posted 10 years ago

Common sense is like a deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.

Posted 10 years ago

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

~Jim Carrey~

Posted 10 years ago

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Bwahahaha!

Posted 10 years ago

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

~Mark Twain~

Posted 10 years ago

"If you fall, I'll be there."

~Floor~

Posted 10 years ago

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