Snowboarding looks like lots of fun, but the most I have done is play it on some game system when I was younger, that and I remember some 8 bit snowboarding game on the computer from when I was little where a yeti monster thing kept killing me once I got so far down the slope.

Have you ever eaten something gross?

I am adventurous and I like to try new stuff. Years ago, my friends and I were hanging out, drinking beer. There was a basket of warm eggs on the table, freshly cooked by his grandma. One of my friends handed me an egg, encouraging me to eat it. He said it's a delicacy, and I would surely like it. He also got an egg and showed me how to eat, cracking the shell on one end and drinking the liquid inside it. I followed his instructions. The egg's warm juice tasted good in a weird way. We were outside in the backyard, drinking under the moonlit sky so the area was somewhat dimmed. I drank a "few" beers, and I was somewhat dazed and my vision was mildly blurred. I peeled out more shell and I chowed down on the egg. I loved the yolk part, until I started chewing on some hard parts, felt like 'tiny bones' in my mouth. Some also felt sharp on my tongue. Curiously, I went to my friend's porch where there was bright light, and... F*ck! I saw a small beak and some small claws. And then, I vomited big time! My friends somewhat pranked me and they were laughing at my expense. I found out that I was eating a boiled developing duck embryo, called "Balut or Balot." It was gross! It tasted good though, as long as I didn't look what I was eating. ROFL.

Have you ever drunk something gross?

Gr8bugaly wrote:

I think you will benefit from martial arts for close-quarter combat. For instance, ... let me think of a scenario...Aha! Let's say one night, after working on your muscle car, you "have the urge to take a long, hot bubblebath with a nice glass of wine, candles, and soft music....just to relax." The intruder (it could be more of them) is able to sneak into your house unnoticed... into your bathroom. He is wearing a ski mask and long johns, brandishing a butterfly knife and a gun, grinning at you. He is also carrying a "duct tape." There are some freshly-baked cupcakes on top of the sink. You looked around, and noticed you forgot to bring the gun with you... Let's say, you brought your gun with you. This badass intruder already has his gun pointed at you... Let's say, he is only brandishing a knife, and you have your gun pointed at him, and you fire... darn it, your gun misfires, or you forgot to deactivate the lock, or the gun store sold you some defective bullets or blanks. Shit happens, you know.

Why would you depend completely on a gun, if you could also rely on your yourself, including your intelligence and some hand-to-hand self-defense skills? The intruder might lunge at you, thinking you're helpless and delicate, but unbeknownst to him, you're a badass woman. You jab his eyes, punch his throat, and give him a "nut-cracking" kick. He's laying on the floor, in fetal position, squirming in pain. Then, you gracefully cover yourself with a Hello Kitty towel, toss your dark-purplish hair, and get your gun nearby. Now, his fate is in your hands. You're a Goddess , deciding if you have to call the police, or blow his brains off and promptly send him to Hell. That is so wicked! ROFL.

I only bake protein-rich food, like fish, chicken, lots of meat. I don't bake desserts or other carbo food. It's too messy and lots of instructions baking pastries. I'm somewhat lazy and low maintenance. I would rather go to the nearest 7-11 store, and buy myself some "Twinkies." Yummmmmy!

A Hello Kitty towel? Really???? ROFL you have WAYYYYY too much time on your hands!

Have I ever drank anything gross? Only warm beer...but at one of my brother's parties, they had one of the really really drunk girls drink something gross. They really didn't like this girl that someone had brought to the house party, and she was so wasted by this point....all the guys took a 40 oz of OE beer and all pissed in it and cigarette ashes and spit in it and then put it in the fridge. When she was done her beer and wanted another one, they gave her that one and waited until she was finished drinking it and then told her what they had done. I know, I have a really sick brother and he has some really sick friends.

Are you mechanically inclined?

I should have said a "purplish" Hello Kitty towel, lol. That might be acceptable to you.

That cock-tail was definitely grossly nasty. I was wondering if the girl burped after drinking the "homebrewed" mixture, after bottoms up.

I could maintain and fix small machines including lawnmower and snowplower, as well as upgrading my PC. If any mechanical thingies at home need to be fixed, I take the initiative of Googling Do-It-Yourself websites and try to fix them. Give me credit, at least I was able to fix my ex-GF's vibrator once, lol, if you consider that "mechanically inclined." I do my own oil change on my SUV. If there is a problem with my car, and if it is too complicated requiring computer diagnostics, then I'm not mechanically inclined to fix it; but, I am inclined to call a mechanic.

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I forgot my Yes or No question, hehehe...

Do you do any woodwork?

-tries to stop laughing long enough to answer the question-

Well, somehow I don't think 'purplish' would have helped...I mean...come on...Hello Kitty???? It's not that I'm not feminine...I just don't like Hello Kitty. LOL

As for the 'homebrewed cock-tail', when they told her, she was nice enough to expel the contents of her stomach all over the floor at which time all the other girls told her that she was the one that was going to clean it up, nobody else and if she didn't, they would do even worse to her. Smh.

I can't even comment on the mechanically inclined comment LOL ... but I will definitely make sure I pass your number to a few of the girls that may need that service if you wish?? ROFL

Woodworking....well, once I get my mind pulled back up from where it was, I can honestly say that I haven't done any since I was in school and we had to do it.

Have you ever sent the wrong text to someone? (One that you couldn't get out of with ANY type of explaination to fix it)

<smiling> Hello Tigress, I'm just kidding with the Hello Kitty towel, hehehe... I wouldn't blame you for not liking Hello Kitty. Who wants a cat with no mouth? Lol. Cutesy-poo
sticky-sweet stuff doesn't go over with everyone anyway, lol. There is no doubt you're using D. Porthault, one of the most expensive towels in the world.

Likely, the girl drinking the homebrewed cocktail was so numb and wasted, that she quickly gulped the nasty mixture. Was she bulimic, inducing herself to vomit, lol?

I'm definitely sure I haven't given my number to anybody in IMVU. However, not sure on this, I think I have met you during this recent awesome Valentine's Day Party. There were lots of gorgeous women who attended the party, and I didn't know which one was you... Anyway, please refer me to your girl friends that might need my service; I am so mechanicially inclined to repair their mechanical "pixel" thingies. I do housecalls too. (I've seen this plot many times in the movies, with background music playing, "bow chicka bow wow"). ROFL.

That was a good answer to the woodworking question. A "straight" gal who is so skillful in both hobbies, woodworking + car repairs (not that there is anything wrong with that) = a red flag to most guys, just saying... ROFL.

Rarely have I pressed the "send" button, unless I know what text was being sent and to whom exactly.

Have you cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?

~dies laughing at Gr8bugaly's comments~

Tigress??? OMG....too funny! I'm not even going there! ROFL

As for the girl at the party, no...she just had to hear what was in the bottle and instantly vomited with no inducing.

Glad you enjoyed the party, as I'm sure you've enjoyed previous ones and will enjoy many more to come
I will definitely let the girl's know of your "talent" and that you have NO issues doing house-calls. ROFL

Yes I'm "straight", and yes I have been skillful in various things....why would that be a red flag to most guys??? Feeling a tad bit intimidated that some of us girls might not need a guy's service/touch...that we might be able to do something on our own? I'm sorry. I just have never been much of the "deer in the headlights" kinda gal. I'll try harder to be, if you'd like.

I've never had a "girlfriend", as I'm "straight" as previously mentioned. As for a boyfriend, no...unlike them who tend to have that as part of their DNA. I can honestly say that I can count on one hand the number of guys I even know that don't seem to have that as part of their 'born and bred' characteristic.

Are you planning on playing any new Social Games?

Shoot! I was wondering why the vehement reaction to the word "tigress," until I looked it up at Urban Dictionary. I'm sorry, I didn't mean what was defined in that dictionary. I was using the "tigress" in comparison to "kitty." Again, my apologies...

Ikr, just the thought of what was inside the drink would trigger her to vomit reflexly.

I did enjoy the TIM Valentine's Day Party. I joined the forum during the early part of December last year; so the only TIM party I previously attended was the Xmas Party.

Thanks for the referrals for my rendered prefessional services... Don't forget to tell them, it's free service.

Oh, I don't question your sex orientation. I was talking generally. Yes, most guys would feel intimidated or insecure with gals doing masculine hobbies. This could be due to stereotyping mentality. These days, stereotyping, thank God, is no longer the norm. IMHO, a woman can do anything she wants. Nothing is more sexy for my a girl changing her guy's car's brakepads... *smiling* You don't have to try harder being a "deer in the headlights" kinda girl. No need to be Bambi, ROFL. Just be yourself...

*Psst, (whispering) How many fingers do you have in 1 hand? I know, it's 5, but I have seen people with extra fingers in one hand (Polydactyly) ... ROFL

Likely, I'm planning on playing any new Social Games.

Are you planning on creating any new Social Games in this forum?

Hmmmmm.....Depending on exactly which definition in Urban Dictionary you were actually referring to...I would only take offence to number 2, 4, and part of 3. In other words....I can live with the following:

" 1.Tigress
The sexiest female imaginable but won't take shit from anyone and will rip their ass to shreds if they fuck with her or someone close to her."

"3.Tigress
...... She not only is beautiful, energetic and adventurous in the bedroom but also in every day life.
She is hot, hot hot.....and no one best mess with her she definitely has her shit together and overall that is what attracts men to her when she is on and off the prowl.... ......
She is not a MILF nor a Cougar, but a class of her own, Only certain women get to be a Tigress and she as well as others know a Tigress from any other beast, Wild Cat or suggested category, she is unique and one of a kind woman that are hard to come by and few and far between an all natural beautiful woman.....She roars when she wants to be heard..........."

Besides, I wasn't offended....it's just your choice of reference and timing that was impeccable. (Another inside joke, sorry)

I'll be sure to tell them that your services are FREE.

Oh...no worries...but just for future reference, I don't change brake-pads

Bambi? -just shakes her head, laughing-

Technically, it's not 5 fingers....it's 4 fingers and a thumb.

I haven't created a new Social Game in forever, but if you'd like, I can possibly research for some.



Are you planning on continuing to 'banter' with me in the new games if I create them?

Whew! Thank God, you weren't offended. All is good then... Impeccable? Yes, such synchronicity is quite amazing.

Thanks, but hold on to the referrals. I already got a backlog of services to 'complete' in a first-come, first-served basis. However, if you highly recommend someone, I'm very willing to accomodate her, somewhat giving her a 'fastpass,' to avoid long lines, like in Disney, lol.

What if your 'special someone' says "please," would you change your mind and consider changing his car's brakepads? C'mon Darkest Fantasy, give your 'special someone' some slack; do it for LOVE. Awww... ROFL.

I really don't know if the thumb VS. finger issue has been completely resolved. I think this issue will be discussed and resolved in the next G7 Scientific Summit, lol. IMHO, the thumb is a "special finger," that only has 2 bones (phalanges), while rest of the digits have 3 bones in each digit. However, a finger is synonymous with a digit... 5 digits in each hand; thus, 5 fingers in each hand. What if a 5-year old kid approaches you, showing his hands with digits apart, and asking you, "Auntie Darkest Fantasy, how many fingers do I have in my hands?" Would you answer "Technically, you have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs." Recently, I watched a Kung Fu flick, "5 Fingers of Death." Should the title be changed to "A Thumb and Four Fingers of Death?" Idk. ROFL.

I think most women believe that the thumb is NOT a finger... I tell you, the timing is impeccable. I was in an IMVU chat room, as usual, eavesdropping on an interesting convo between 2 women. Here is their dialogue:

Sexybiatch1: Hey, is the thumb a finger?
Sexybiatch2: Nope, I don't think so...
Sexybiatch1: Why so?
Sexybiatch2: You can't masturb8 with the thumb
Sexybiatch2: The thumb cannot finger you
Sexybiatch2: Therefore, the thumb is not a finger
Sexybiatch1: mhm...

Technically, you are right. I haven't seen somebody pick his nose with his thumb. ROFL.

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Definitely, I usually enjoy engaging in a playful banter with you, DF. I wish more members could join the fun too.

Did you enjoy watching the recent Winter Olympics on TV?