Posted 9 years ago
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GET IN THE VAN!
Worst Pick-Up Lines
Posted 9 years ago
Er...You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.
Posted 9 years ago
Let's do maths at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, and let's multiply.
Posted 9 years ago
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That dress is very becoming on you...but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
/went the nsfw route
/went the nsfw route
Posted 9 years ago
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Posted 9 years ago
You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, thats illegal
Posted 9 years ago
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go by again?
Posted 9 years ago
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You're a 9, and I'm the one you need.
Posted 9 years ago
That one is kinder good
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"
Posted 9 years ago
I'd like to spend a millenium in your falcon