Posted 9 years ago
When you haven't had a date for over a year
THIS IS WHY I’M SINGLE
Posted 9 years ago
When you haven't had a date ever 
Posted 9 years ago
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My idea of working out is walking from the fridge back to my laptop.
Posted 9 years ago
Ordering a meal for 2 just for yourself.
Posted 9 years ago
When i wake up at 3pm
Posted 9 years ago
I didn't put a ring on it
Posted 9 years ago
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Pole Dancers.
Posted 9 years ago
When the opposite gender scares you
Posted 9 years ago
Your coworkers are all, "C'mon, let's go to this party," and you go, "Nah, you crazy kids go on, I've had a long day and I'm tired."
Posted 9 years ago
When you only share a bed with an animal