Corrupt-A-Wish

AnghelBestBird
by AnghelBestBird · 37 posts
10 years ago in Social Games
Posted 10 years ago · Author
How this works:

Someone posts a wish. The next poster grants their wish, but corrupts their wish by adding a consequence or ironic twist; then they make a wish of their own. Rinse and repeat.

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Post #1: "I wish I was cool."



Post #2: "You become so cool your body is frozen in ice. I wish to become a magical girl!"



Post #3: "You are now a magical girl... but you have no social life and never get your homework done because of all the evildoers! I wish for a million dollars."



Post #4: "Granted! You'll get it, but receive a portion every year in random increments from $1-$100,000. I wish to make 400 posts."



Post #5: "Sure, but your current account will be banned on the 399th post. I wish for people to understand this post!"



Post #6: "People understand the post, but some idiot will always message you with questions about it. I wish for an endless supply of chocolate!"

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And so on. I guess you get it now. So I'll start.



I wish for happiness and peace on Earth!
Posted 10 years ago
Wish granted now the world will have happiness and peace but you won't be able to see and hear anything for all your life. I wish I can teleport!
Posted 10 years ago
You can teleport, but only 1cm away from you and you feel super drained.
I wish I can burn things.
Posted 10 years ago · Author
You can, but you always burn yourself in the process and have no way of protecting yourself from it.

I wish for fuzzy socks.
Posted 10 years ago
You shall have a fuzzy socks now but along with it is a diaper you have to wear with it.

I wish I can buy the empty house beside mine
Posted 10 years ago
Granted but that empty house comes with a clause that doesn't let you sell or put anything inside it.

I wish I could eat fatty foods and not gain weight.
Posted 10 years ago
Granted you can eat as much without gaining weight but your nose and ears will absorb all what you are eating. -lol-

I wish to be a bionic woman!
Posted 10 years ago
Done, but you become rusty really quickly and your joints aren't too strong

I wish I could fly
Posted 10 years ago
Granted you can fly but you won't have any legs so you will always have rough landing.

I wish to have Brendan Fraser for a night :mrgreen:
Posted 10 years ago
Granted, he is your dinner.

I wish I wish that I didn't kill that fish

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