Posted 9 years ago
"I am the Force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you."
Worst Pick-Up Lines
Posted 9 years ago
Can you pass the sauce? and while you're at it, pass your number?
Posted 9 years ago
Them - 'How's your fanny?. You - ''Pardon?''. Them - ''I asked how's your family''. ( Worst ).
-- Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:16 pm --
''I wish you was my baby toe, So I can bang you hard into every piece of furniture''.
-- Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:16 pm --
''I wish you was my baby toe, So I can bang you hard into every piece of furniture''.
Posted 8 years ago
I'm all yours if you give me yours!..... 
Posted 8 years ago
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Posted 7 years ago
"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
-- Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:28 am --
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-- Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:28 am --
Stalkers wrote:Its not gonna suck itself
This actually made me laugh.
Posted 7 years ago
I really need to fart. Do you want to fart with me in my bed?
Posted 7 years ago
YourWaver wrote:I really need to fart. Do you want to fart with me in my bed?
what in the hell????your
and my 
should meet sometime.
Posted 7 years ago
You think i can get some
Posted 7 years ago
"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."