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Worst Pick-Up Lines

AznPuff
by AznPuff · 53 posts
10 years ago in Social Games
Posted 6 years ago
In a town I lived in for a few years, on the main street, there was a flower shop/stand (it was like a greenhouse with the longest side open to the street). As I was walking by to get back to my apartment and the guy working inside the shop said, "wait, wait!" and handed me this beautiful pale pink ranunculus. I was somewhat startled and ungraciously replied, "Thanks?" and he said, "I'm sorry, but until you'd walked by, I thought this was the most beauty I'd see today.
Posted 6 years ago
Some nerdy pickup lines, i couldnt choose one.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Posted 6 years ago
Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!

Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.

You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

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