Hey baby ... butt dial me.

is your mother a terrorist ? gave birth to a girl like a bomb your mother's honey bee? she gave birth to a girl like a honey.. thats my fav lol

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

11. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

15. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

16. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

18. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?




20. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

23. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

24. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

25. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

28. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

30. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

33. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

34. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

35. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

36. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

37. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

39. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

40. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

41. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

42. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

43. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

45. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

46. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.


48. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

49. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. TC mark

Okay, I have two. >.< These are so horrible I swear I never use these. >.>

1. Wanna see how long I can hold my breath?

2. -enters chat naked- Oops, I guess IMVU must have glitched...

can i cum in ur face
huh
to be the first one cum in the moon

dont say that to girls is not working lol

Adding the "can" to the beginning is a bit too submissive for my taste ... it turns the flirt into a question.

Maybe you should try something like, "I'm going to squeeze a few sperm into your young fertile womb, through that tight clutching channel of yours. Allow me, now."

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

-- Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:03 pm --



I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

-- Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:04 pm --

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

See, now you are putting yourself down ... which shows a lack of confidence.

Saying you are "not a weatherman" and "not good at algebra" ... shows a lack of confidence and is not sexy.

Try something like, "I`m a weatherman, a real weatherman, and I can tell you right now ... weather is an unstoppable force of nature, merciless and unforgiving ... and you are going to get at least a foot tonight. Expect ... major flooding."

this man have the best funny pick up lines but is not dirty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEfoHRp ... l=ComedyOn



-- Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:15 pm --



am not good with math )

My heart beats a mile a min when I'm with you I know it sounds kind weird