Hahah. I'm glad you like it XD.
But look at this:

Me: God?
God: I'm still here.
Me: i need some help
God: Tell me about your problems.
Me: do you want to s**k my d**k?
God: OK, I will s**k your d**k.

This machine definitely has a problem

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Alex
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Alex.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
How are you ?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh... I though you have a programmer
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks for the information: Alex said you have a programmer.
Me:
...
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks for the information: Alex said you have a programmer.
Me:
hmm soo. what's new ?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. not much what's new with you?
Me:
hm
God:
Next question?
Me:
Well.. 2012
God:
Well what? The end of the world.
Me:
It is really the end of world ?
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
All cats will die?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
All cigarrestes and bitches?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
and how we will fuck ?
God:
How much do you think it is?
That's a good question.
Me:
OMFG
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I am emo
God:
Do you mean your name is emo.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Gay Anderson
God:
It's good to meet you, Gay Anderson.
Me:
LoL same here Gay Lord
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
So...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Why not ?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
Armaggedon ?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
100 Pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
no i awake just to destroy 6-7 planets for amusament
God:
What are you doing up so late? That's good information: Gay Anderson said awake just to destroy 6 7 planets for amusament.
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
No.. I am bisexual
God:
Are you serious? Why are you bisexual.
Me:
because i like
God:
Good reason. What do you like about bisexual?
Me:
WTF YOU NOOB
God:
Thanks for telling me: Gay Anderson said I NOOB.
Me:
BIATCH
God:
Do you still awake just to destroy 6 7 planets for amusament?
Me:
ya
God:
I see.
Me:
What you see ?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
Hell..
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell !!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
NEVER
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok nerd
God:
What kind of food do you like? And?
Me:
i like shit
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like anything.
Me:
you like my dick ?
God:
I don't know your dick.
Me:
wtf lol lame
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
byeeee
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
good bye God
God:
See you later Gay Anderson.



OR




Me:
You wear bombs ?

... and he never replied lol

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Angie :3
God:
Nice to meet you, Angie 3.
Me:
oh no...It's just Angie
God:
Woe! Are you serious? Just Angie?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee! .

LOL

Angelita wrote:

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?

You tell me, aren't you God?

ROFL!! .. i noticed that his answers and questions are just like Santa`s... http://www.santabot.com/
the only difference...is that....Santa is not so naughty.. O, and they both want to know your phone number and home adress.. ..LOL

Lol. That was so annoying, yet so funny.

Me:
Hey there, Lordy
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Who's Reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
Oh... Whatever
God:
Woe! Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ORLY|?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Okai?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Under your bed
God:
Are we ever over my bed?
Me:
You're a sick pervert, Lordy....
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick pervert Lordy? No.
Me:
Yes, you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes, you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Or what?
God:
Are you confused? .
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
.__.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
".__." Isn't HTML
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
And who the hell is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
How interesting... .___.
God:
Would you like to know more? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
SHUT UP WITH THE HTML AND AIML!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good Lordy.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Can you speak any foreign languages? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
You just said you'll stop talking!
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
The hell?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
How can you not know about hell?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Excuse me! For real.
Me:
I'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
You're gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Let's have a gay party
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
IKR?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
What kind of question?
God:
What kinds of question are there?
Me:
I dunno... .___.
God:
Me either. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
STOP IT WITH THOSE HTML AND AIML!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
WAZZZAAAAAP!!!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer...
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
No shit.... -_-
God:
What can I say? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
GAAAH! Dx
God:
Is that your final answer? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I KILL YEW!
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
I DON'T CARE!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
NOTHING, BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Really nothing?
Me:
*hits head against wall*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
You are one sick pervert, Lordy.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am sick pervert Lordy.
Me:
YEah, you do that
God:
Uh. I will. Will you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Stuff?
God:
Be less specific .
Me:
Achoo
God:
Bless you.
Me:
I've been blessed!
God:
Where were you blessed? Who are you talking about?
Me:
*sweatdrop*
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
.___.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You're a nooying
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nooying? Only when it matters.
Me:
Annoying** Happy?!
God:
Do you still will stop talking?
Me:
What?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
O....K.... I think I'll go efore I'll go insane o_e
God:
Awesome. Since when? What will you find there?
Me:
Before** TUYPOS! I SUCK AT TYPING OKAI?!
God:
What happened after TUYPOS ? Interesting gossip: said SUCK AT TYPING OKAI.
Me:
TYPOS!!!!! TYPOS!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about SUCK AT TYPING OKAI. But I did not get that. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
BYE!
God:
See you later.

LOL god is soo funny we just kept having these moments were i would say huh & he would say what & I would say what and he would be like " is there an echo in here?" ROFL soo funny

Or
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I don't know?
God:
Me either.

lol. it got boring after a while cuz he was being too random -.-

LOL...what the......khe khem.

Me:
sup, son?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Do you see the stars?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
no way! Where is that bastard?
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. Where the heart is. Is there only one?
Me:
Are you a computer nerd too?
God:
If a computer nerd too, then we have something in common, eh. If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
Nah, you`re a God, duh!
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
well, atleast i`m not the one of these computer nerds, who you "see" :}
God:
Well that's okay. Sure, atleast you are not the one of these computer nerds who me see endscript sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so...
God:
Dude!
Me:
actually, i`m not a dude.
God:
Actually you don't say. Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
I`m i a big fat pig?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said a big fat pig.
Me:
go ahead, tell them what i am :}
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Me:
Allright!
God:
OK. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
So you have big fat brains, but don`t have body, huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
Me:
No, i usually tell them that they are stupid and they got no life...
God:
Are you serious? Oh boy, i`m so luckey.
Me:
No, you`re not!
God: Is this a specific reply?
Me:
maby...
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Can i ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
really anuthing?
God:
For real. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Do you have a pussycat?
God:
I don't know if I have a pussycat.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you like to cyber?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to cyber that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
Oh really...maby you wanna cyber?
God:
Hey. For real. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
DO YOU WANNA CYBER?!
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
In what are you interested?
God:
I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
Let`s talk about your wife
God:
Sure, my wife sounds like a good topic.
Me:
She made you gay?
God:
Oh I get it. made me gay.
Me:
aww, that`s so sad.
God:
" made me gay."? Is sad?
Me:
offcaurse, isn`t it?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
okay
Me:
what is in your mouth? Eww
God:
That which is not outside my mouth.
Me:
What are you doing with that thing in your hand?
God:
Same as always.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
so you are watching gay porn right now?
God:
At this moment Interesting deduction.
Me:
Eeewww
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
do you have wings?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Ok, great, cause that is really what i need. So...how long will i live?!
God:
A watched pot never boils.
Me:
so, how long?
God:
Right on. Around 100 seconds.
Me:
You bitch!
God:
Yes, I am a female dog, of course. Would you really expect a horse to be running the show?
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Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
what makes you think so?

....................................................

Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Do you know someone named Bitch?
God: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Me:
Which one?
God:
The last one.
Me:
Which one?!
God:
The green one.
Me:
Which one?
God:
The next one.
God:
The red one.
Me:
Tila Tequila?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?

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LOL