Posted 14 years ago
You can't teach him how to do your homework unfortunately. 
What is one thing you can't teach a dog?
Posted 14 years ago
You can't teach a dog how to use the remote or get you a beer.
Posted 14 years ago
How to get his tail straight...
Posted 14 years ago
Oh, you CAN teach a dog to fetch you a beer.........trained dogs for disabled folks are taught that as a companion dog, BUT you can't teach a dog to brush his own teeth. 
Posted 14 years ago
to stop acting like a parrot. my dog sleeps on my shoulder. I'm considering renaming her Polly and feeding her crackers. 
Posted 14 years ago
How to put the toilet seat down.