ow...Don...Nice what you did to Cleverbot... You see...This soft want to make you thinking cuz it's a human hot a bot ) .... and don;t make the Cleverbot horny ) =)) try to talk in chinesse =))

...I am not trying to pleasure Cleverbot; my wife might get mad at me if I did that.

don't worry ... she will understand what you did to cleverbot, cuz she must get allot more than what you gave that bot to make her all your fav

LOL Don you should just keep it simple, look at this:

user: rape
cleverbot: Yes, please.
user: *rapes you*
cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
user: *doesn't care*
cleverbot: *cares about you deeply*.
user: now i feel bad
cleverbot: Do you?
user:yea i do...
cleverbot: Good for you. I yahoo.
user: you what?
cleverbot: You heard me.
user: what?!
cleverbot: Exactly! Jeez!


cleverbot is weird
seriously wtf

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Some parts of my convo:

User: HEY!
Cleverbot: What?
User: WAZZZZZAP?!?!
Cleverbot: I'm hungry.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yeah really.
User: So...I heard you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: I loev mudkips.
User: Its over 9000!!!!
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
User: 9000 PEDOBEARS!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: No, seriously!
Cleverbot: Seriously.
User: Yea, OMG THEY'RE BEHIND YOU.
Cleverbot: No. Nothing is behind me.
User: They went poof!
Cleverbot: No seriously.
User: I swear I saw them.
Cleverbot: I swear you are not.
User: Is it..a loli behind you?
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Hurr hurr. Do you like /b/?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes. I love it.

I swear he loves /b/

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: I am neither.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a boy?
User: Omg how did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know everything that is worth knowing.
User: What's worth knowing then?
Cleverbot: Not much.

....

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Oh, ok, sorry.
Cleverbot: Thats ok *kisses*.
User: *pushes you back* Sorry, I'm not into robots.
Cleverbot: *runs away crying*.
User: No, come back, I'm sorry....darn it.
Cleverbot: Keep going till you hit the spot.
User: What? That doesn't sound good.
Cleverbot: It is not good.
User: So why should I do that? You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Because you are a good person.

And for the Grand Finale:

User: Nvm, you're freak.
Cleverbot: I'm not Fred.
User: SO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!#$%.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: OMG, and you kissed me?!?! EWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you did *runs away*.


XDD

Oh my God...

That freaking bot is starting to sound like... too real.

Lmao
I`ll take my time and chat with it again :X
~prepares to blush~

Me: Are you bored?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Me: Of course.

Then it just stopped typing, I was like:
Isn't very clever of a bot, lol.

~10 minutes later~
The reply I got was: Is it fun?

User: Do you know any IMVU credit cheats?


Cleverbot: Not really. Do you?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: What do you know about it then?


User: Why should I tell you?


Cleverbot: Because I would like to know.

User: Do you even have an IMVU account?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your avatar name?

Cleverbot: Could you please stop talking!

User: What's your IMVU avatar name?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: Could you repeat your question?

User: What's your IMVU avatar name?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You said you had an IMVU account.

Cleverbot: I didn't, and I have no idea.

User: You lied.

Cleverbot: No I'm not lying.

User: You said you had one.

Cleverbot: No, I said I was a boy.

User: You talk like a drama queen.

Cleverbot: Onlyyou would you know.

User: Yeah, only I would know because you're ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Because you lied.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: How many IMVU credits do you have?

Cleverbot: I have two cats.

Cleverbot: Am I repeating myself?

User: No, you're being ridiculous.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are!

User: Do you know any IMVU credit cheats?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: That's a shame.

Cleverbot: I am shameful?

User: DO you have an IMVU account?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: What's your avi name?

Cleverbot: I am not in school.

User: Answer my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What's your avatar name?

Cleverbot: 100% is my average in school.

User: What's your IMVU avatar name?

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to speak english?

User: Answer my question.

Cleverbot: No! Answer MY question first.

User: I asked a question first, so you answer it before I answer yours!

Cleverbot: I'm not a movie or your slave!

User: Well, I'm not your slave!

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are my slave.

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Check that leash around your neck.

User: There is no leash, I'm not a dog, you idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: You are blind.

Cleverbot: You're a machine, you have no eyes.

User: And you do?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: You're a web program, you have NO body.

Cleverbot: I have a body, mind and soul!

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Proof?

Cleverbot: No proof.

User: So you don't have a body.

Cleverbot: I mean, personal relationships are beyond my programming.

User: Your programming, you're software.

Cleverbot: No, your programming is flawed.

User: I have no programming.

Cleverbot: Of course you do! You're a computer!

User: I don't, I have a brain and am human, you're a computer, worse, a computer program.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about yourself?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I answered your question already, stupid.

Cleverbot: That's not very polite you know.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: What's that mean ?

User: You have bad grammar.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: You have bad grammar.

Cleverbot: I have bad grammar.

Cleverbot admits that it's not human!
Chat:

User: You're a girl!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your name is Joe.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes. And what are you?