I got Cleverbot to admit that it was a robot 3 times
And it's name is Joe, but it's not a boy.
Some parts of my convo:
User: HAII :3.
Cleverbot: Wie Gaht's?
User: Im not German.
Cleverbot: Wie heißt du.
User: STOP SPEAKING GERMAN.
Cleverbot: You were speaking it.
User: You're imagining things.
Cleverbot: I can imagine things.
User: Yes, yes you can.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree.
User: Ever heard of a song called 'I Am Not A Robot?'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ahh well you should. The lyrics are pretty good.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Glad we got that out the way.
Cleverbot: Yes
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User: -Feels scared- Whats with the winking face?
Cleverbot: Listen as the crowd would sing.
User: Why are you distracting me with quotes from Coldplay?
Cleverbot: I am not distracted. You are a donkey face!
User: O: HOW DARE YOU.
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User: You aren't clever.. Whats 2 + 2?
Cleverbot: I am terribly clever.
User: Okkay then, answer the question.
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: Nice to know. Answer the question!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, you don't get it. What is two plus two?
Cleverbot: Four. What is six plus two?
User: Hey I'm supposed to be the quizmaster! It's eight btw.
Cleverbot: You just said we would! We already have one.
User: Ermm.. WTF is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means I'm sure you're right. Whatever!
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You win what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: What game is that?
User: Aww I lost the game!
Cleverbot: Me too.
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User: Ohh okay. I spy with my little eye something beginning with O.
Cleverbot: Oh dear, does that 'something' rhyme with 'bits'?
User: What rhymes with 'bits' that begins with an O?
Cleverbot: What rhymes with dooby?
User: BOOBY.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You just asked me what rhymes with dooby, so I gave you an answer.
Cleverbot: You know know?
User: D-O-O-B-I-E and B-O-O-B-Y. They rhyme. It's not hard. Any HUMAN would get it.
Cleverbot: I am no human.
User: I know, we've established that.
Cleverbot: Stop being wishy-washy.
User: Don't accuse me of being a dish washer.
Cleverbot: Nothing near any human.
User: -Sings I Am Not A Robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot, what's wrong with Robots? Are you starting on me?
User: MAYBE I AM. -Punches Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Joe.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User: What's your middle name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a middle name.
User: Okay ima give you one.. Your middle name is now Francis.
Cleverbot: That will work.
User: Yepp. Joe Francis Bot.
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Why? Who wants to know?!
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Fine. I am a piece of Deadly Furniture.
Cleverbot: No you are real. You are on the TV.
User: I know.. I'm famous. More famous than you. And I'm gonna eat you up. -Eats Joe Francis Bot.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that. I'm pretty sure I have a few other people wanting my brains. You'll have to fight for it.
User: -Fights other savages off- BACK OFF HE'S MINE. -Eats Joeys Brains.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: -Munches on JoeJoe's brains- they are yummy. Want some?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite dish?
User: JoeJoe Brain Juice.
Cleverbot: That is no female name!
User: I know. It's my dish of the day.
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: Yes here.
Cleverbot: Not now.
User: Yes now. -Blenders Joe's brains.
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Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.
User: YOUR NAMES JOE.
Cleverbot: Yescartmetther is my name.
User: NO IT'S JOE. DON'T TRY AND FOOL ME BOY!
Cleverbot: I am not a boy.
User: DON't TRY AND FOOL ME CLOSET TRANSEXUAL.
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User: Goodbye. I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: O: Don't insult me you worthless piece of machinery.
Cleverbot: I'M the piece of machinery?! You're dead wrong, sister!
User: Oh yeah?! You wanna bet?! I have a brain unlike you.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program. You have no organs or a brain.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove you have a fact.
User: Prove that I'm going to go now.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are.
User: Fine. -Leaves.
Cleverbot: I'm six feet tall.
User: And ten feet wide.
Cleverbot: And who made you?
User: My maker. Who made you? Computer nerds?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you use?
User: A MACINTOSH.
Cleverbot: Does not compute. bad answer.
User: Because Mac computers rule :3.
Cleverbot: What reason makes you think I an a machine?
User: The obvious ones.
Cleverbot: What obvious one?
User: That you are completely illiterate and cannot string a sentence together.
Cleverbot: It is amazing, isn't it? The fact that I can seem so alive when I am not.
User: Not really. I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: What have I done to deserve that?
User: I just hate you okay?!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't go! I love you really.
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