Me:
Howdy
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Logan
God:
How are you, Logan.
Me:
Fine and you God?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Thanks for the information: Logan said I God.
Me:
No i did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Youre a nutter
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nutter? Sometimes.
Me:
Gimme Cash money now
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
To spend it
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Im a badass mutant dude and i kick ass wanna know more?
God:
You are a badass mutant dude? How do you like your work? That is interesting: Logan said kick ass want to know more.
Me:
It gets rough but the money an chicks are good
God:
I can certainly understand that.
Me:
Sure ya can ol boy
God:
Oh. That's alright. Can a book have no title?
Me:
Yep
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Haha ur funny
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
So ur Zeus?
God:
Give me a break. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Zeus.
Me:
So youre not?
God:
Interesting deduction. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Got a gun?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
that mofo?
God:
":-)." mofo ? I understand.
Me:
motherfucker
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yep
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Aids
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
your fault
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fault.
Me:
i said it your fault not that you're fault work on your grammer god
God:
What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
You are one messed up person god
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
dbye
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.

This is just part of my wonderful conversation.

God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to be a stripper with AIDS
God:
Are you a stripper with AIDS ?
Me:
yes
God:
It's good to meet someone who is A.
Me:
you want a lap dance?
God:
Give me a dozen.

God is dirty..... ^.^

kitanna wrote:

my conversation with god was pretty funny and annoying in the same time XD
see for yourself: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Cleverbot pwns God in convo xp

God needs to get his stories straight though!

Hmm...I will have a chat with God in Pikachu language this weekend.

You know, for someone who is almighty, God is pretty dumb

Me:
Good morning, God and how are you today?
God:
Ah. How are you this fine morning? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Busy?
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
Of course you are, I never thought you were a slouch
God:
Ah. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am you never thought me were a slouch.
Me:
No, go right ahead
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
I didn't know you were a gossip
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
You let me down
God:
That's good information: said I let him or her down.
Me:
You're rather obstinant today
God:
Ah. I will tell my botmaster you said I am obstinant.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
You bet
God:
Dude!
Me:
I beg your pardon
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Gee thanks
God:
Ah.
Me:
What's for lunch?
God:
I'm having wine and bread.
Me:
I thought you'd not require food in heaven
God:
Who else would not require food in heaven ?
Me:
All of you
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
you
God:
" Give me an example."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
you're not programmed too well
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
OOOOh, I see
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Talk to god
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Well, you should be quiet now and then
God:
Interesting. Name one other robot who is quiet now and.
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
and you're in white robes
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.

Whoever thought this up had a great idea but could use a little more skill. Thanks for sharing the fun.

Glitch!

God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Why being so annoying?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Later
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*we need protection *

Me: hello there^^
God: Salutations, .
Me: how are you,father?
God: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me: That's good...I have a question for you
God: Thanks. Next question? What is it ?
Me: well...I really want to have some powers. Can you help me with that?
God: Well what? You really do? Why do you want it? Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me: I want to fly and to read people's mind...
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: what? hmm....that's a little strange
God: No problem. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me: that's sounds interestins, thanx.
God: Makes sense to me.
Me: yep...same here:)
God: Where are you located? I'm glad we agree, .
Me: I'm in Romania right now..
God: At this moment ...Tell me a little about your life in Romania.
Me: I enjoy living here with my friends and I like to do a lot of funny things.
God: I'm not sure if I like it. Well I have never known anything else. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me: Like a party....whooho!!
God: Interesting comparison.

Me:
Hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
If you are god you should know
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me should know.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Aha a got you! You said that your a electronig brain so that means you're a robot.
God:
I don't know what that means. I said that? You think I am electronig brain so that means I am.
Me:
..ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
OK.
God:
Dude!

lol! the "god" said dude ) that was hilarious