Posted 14 years ago
Tony wrote:Chuck Norris is a douche.. =D
I wouldn't turn around if I were you.
I wouldn't turn around if I were you.
Funny Chuck Norris facts.
I wouldn't turn around if I were you.
Posted 14 years ago
I drink Red Bull that's the only good thing he's done.. (It's his piss)
..but I've turned around many times.. and he does not scare me!
..but I've turned around many times.. and he does not scare me!
Posted 14 years ago
Sience dosen't exist. God dosen't exist. Only Chuck Norris exist. <_ < Lawl.
Posted 14 years ago
I lol'd. 
Posted 14 years ago
Once upon a time, Chuck was on a trip, a road trip infact, cruising along a highway in a truck. Had a girl with him... As all men would on a long trip... Chuck got frisky with the young beautiful woman beside him... As Chuck was finishish, some of his cum slipped out and landed on the seat of the Truck.
This Truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Oh and... Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water get's Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can go to subway, order a Big Mac, AND get one.
This Truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Oh and... Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water get's Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can go to subway, order a Big Mac, AND get one.