Posted 13 years ago
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From the makers of rapists glasses comes a new product that's sure to put the "SEX" back into "Convicted SEX Criminal".
Introducing...
PEDOPHILE BEARDS!
Pedophile beards give you that creepy sex face that women simply can't resist.
Stop going unnoticed with your boring nice guy look and start scaring the shit outta people.
Pedophile beards can be worn on their own or combined with our rapists glasses to create that Rapist Pedophile look that you've always wanted.
And come by our store to check out some of our other products.
Like the "Serial Killer Van"...
The Public "Masturbator Trench Coat"...
The "There's Got To Be Something Wrong With That Guy" Hat ...
An our wide selection of pencil crayons ...
And remember, you don't have to be a convicted murder/public masturbating rapist pedophile, to wanna look like one.
Sex criminal fashions, because the bad boy look, is for pussies.
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Introducing...
PEDOPHILE BEARDS!
Pedophile beards give you that creepy sex face that women simply can't resist.
Stop going unnoticed with your boring nice guy look and start scaring the shit outta people.
Pedophile beards can be worn on their own or combined with our rapists glasses to create that Rapist Pedophile look that you've always wanted.
And come by our store to check out some of our other products.
Like the "Serial Killer Van"...
The Public "Masturbator Trench Coat"...
The "There's Got To Be Something Wrong With That Guy" Hat ...
An our wide selection of pencil crayons ...
And remember, you don't have to be a convicted murder/public masturbating rapist pedophile, to wanna look like one.
Sex criminal fashions, because the bad boy look, is for pussies.
Video
the beard looks so fucking funny 