Posted 10 years ago
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GET IN THE VAN!
Worst Pick-Up Lines
Posted 10 years ago
Er...You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.
Posted 10 years ago
Let's do maths at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, and let's multiply.
Posted 10 years ago
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That dress is very becoming on you...but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
/went the nsfw route
/went the nsfw route
Posted 10 years ago
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Posted 10 years ago
You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, thats illegal
Posted 10 years ago
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go by again?
Posted 10 years ago
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You're a 9, and I'm the one you need.
Posted 10 years ago
That one is kinder good
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"
Posted 10 years ago
I'd like to spend a millenium in your falcon