Corrupt-A-Wish

AnghelBestBird
by AnghelBestBird · 37 posts
9 years ago in Social Games
Posted 9 years ago · Author
How this works:

Someone posts a wish. The next poster grants their wish, but corrupts their wish by adding a consequence or ironic twist; then they make a wish of their own. Rinse and repeat.

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Post #1: "I wish I was cool."



Post #2: "You become so cool your body is frozen in ice. I wish to become a magical girl!"



Post #3: "You are now a magical girl... but you have no social life and never get your homework done because of all the evildoers! I wish for a million dollars."



Post #4: "Granted! You'll get it, but receive a portion every year in random increments from $1-$100,000. I wish to make 400 posts."



Post #5: "Sure, but your current account will be banned on the 399th post. I wish for people to understand this post!"



Post #6: "People understand the post, but some idiot will always message you with questions about it. I wish for an endless supply of chocolate!"

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And so on. I guess you get it now. So I'll start.



I wish for happiness and peace on Earth!
Posted 9 years ago
Wish granted now the world will have happiness and peace but you won't be able to see and hear anything for all your life. I wish I can teleport!
Posted 9 years ago
You can teleport, but only 1cm away from you and you feel super drained.
I wish I can burn things.
Posted 9 years ago · Author
You can, but you always burn yourself in the process and have no way of protecting yourself from it.

I wish for fuzzy socks.
Posted 9 years ago
You shall have a fuzzy socks now but along with it is a diaper you have to wear with it.

I wish I can buy the empty house beside mine
Posted 9 years ago
Granted but that empty house comes with a clause that doesn't let you sell or put anything inside it.

I wish I could eat fatty foods and not gain weight.
Posted 9 years ago
Granted you can eat as much without gaining weight but your nose and ears will absorb all what you are eating. -lol-

I wish to be a bionic woman!
Posted 9 years ago
Done, but you become rusty really quickly and your joints aren't too strong

I wish I could fly
Posted 9 years ago
Granted you can fly but you won't have any legs so you will always have rough landing.

I wish to have Brendan Fraser for a night :mrgreen:
Posted 9 years ago
Granted, he is your dinner.

I wish I wish that I didn't kill that fish

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