Nimit's Mom

by Don Von Alpha Dom · 16 posts
13 years ago in Social Games

Posted 13 years ago · Author

Tell a joke about Nimit's mom.

Example: Nimit's momma is so whorish, she has TT...two twats.

Posted 13 years ago

Nimit's mom likes Jon more than Nimit because Jon has something for her to ride on unlike Nimit. x3

Posted 13 years ago · Author

Nimit's mom originally wanted to name Nimit "NimROD", but he has no rod, so she had to name him NimIT.

Posted 13 years ago

Nimit is self employed because he couldn't fill in the application form.
Why?
Because they had only "male" or "female" as options for gender.

Posted 13 years ago · Author

JonXRulz wrote:
Nimit is self employed because he couldn't fill in the application form.
Why?
Because they had only "male" or "female" as options for gender.

What does that have to do with his mom?

Posted 13 years ago

Don Von Free Credits wrote:
JonXRulz wrote:
Nimit is self employed because he couldn't fill in the application form.
Why?
Because they had only "male" or "female" as options for gender.

What does that have to do with his mom?

I forgot to mention "slightly offtopic" -.-

Anyways,compensation:-

Nimit's mom is getting job offers by medical scientists for the study of human body as they found out that they can see everything inside her body through a giant hole which was found out to be her pussy.

Posted 13 years ago · Author

JonXRulz wrote:
Don Von Free Credits wrote:
JonXRulz wrote:
Nimit is self employed because he couldn't fill in the application form.
Why?
Because they had only "male" or "female" as options for gender.

What does that have to do with his mom?

I forgot to mention "slightly offtopic" -.-

~shrugs~ He probably inherited it from the guy who died from std's after his mom raped him...

Posted 13 years ago

Don Von Free Credits wrote:
~shrugs~ He probably inherited it from the guy who died from std's after his mom raped him...

Nah,that guy died while trying to make a new record for sucking hippo's dick,on the process he got choked to death.Before Nimit was born,since his mom had gang bangs with dozen's of members tearing her holes apart,her body couldn't chose the semen to fuse with for a baby so it combined several semen cells which resulted in the baby being sexless.

Posted 13 years ago

What did Santa say to Nimit and his family? (Starting with his mom)

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Posted 13 years ago

Nimit always won hide and seek coz nobody succeeded in finding him.
Why?
Because he hid inside his mom's pussy.

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