Don Von Free Credits wrote:

DeadLockInc wrote:

:o Intresting lol and uh why do we have this area again ?

People kept requesting a dating area on our site, but for the longest time we never added one because there were plenty of active dating group on IMVU. Recently though, over the past month, IMVU inc has been mass deleting adult / fetish based dating groups not owned by AP accounts, so...we decided to give adult dating a home outside IMVU staff's reach.

Considering I use to run Veins Fetiche, an adult social network for people with fetishes (which I shut down to focus on other sites), I have plenty of experience / material to keep a section like this alive.

Ah, ok that sums it up easy

Fifth penis to be glad is not yours:

With porupines, a male will piss on the female from 6-7 feet away, and then will rear up on his hind legs, displaying his erection.
If the female is pleased with what she sees, then she will roll over on her back.
The male will then mount her, but will not grab onto her in any way.
However, the female will grasp onto the male with her claws, digging them into him.
The male after being grasped, will then start thrusting and quickly orgasms within seconds.
After orgasuming, the male then tries to break away, but the female will not let him.
She instead keeps her grip, clawing into him, forcing him to continue fucking her, grasping into him with her claws for hours.
As the male struggles, he thrusts with his knees at her mercy for hours till he passes out from exhaustion.
If the female is still wanting more after the male passes out, then she will search out the next nearest male
and will piss on him, and lay on her back in front of him seductivly
again...the mating continues the same as before.
This cycle continues for 8-12 hours, after which the female is fully pleased and will not
be interested in sex until the next matting season.

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Holy shit...lmao
Wow Porcupine females are brutal
These are disturbing and make me hurt just thinking about them haha, but I'd love to see more.

Sixth penis to be glad is not yours:

Thailand leads the world in penis slashings. According to medical records, penis reattachment and reconstruction surgery is more common in Thailand than any other county. Thai men and women are increasingly at odds over an ages old custom of Thai men keeping a second wife. At first, the slashers were throwing the penises into sewers, but surgeons became too good at retrieving and reattaching the penises. This lead to women finding more and more inventive ways of getting rid of the penis, including tying them to balloons and sending them into the sky... Twenty years ago, the crime of penicide came to public attention in Thailand with the report of an angry wife cutting off the penis of her philandering husband and feeding it to her ducks. It’s an act that has now become widespread among Thai women seeking revenge against their unfaithful partners. Feeding the ducks is popular because it removes the possibility of reattachment and gets rid of the evidence. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks".

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Hell naw lmao
Every guy should be glad not to live there
But seriously...I don't know if I would still want my penis re-attached if it was thrown in the sewers...It could have diseases on it. Or bacteria..well then again they could sanitize it before hand I suppose. But wow...

Seventh penis to be glad is not yours:

It is true that you should not pee in the Amazon River, but some people do. Fish called Candiru or Carnero live in the Amazon and are attracted to urine. This ell like cat fish is so translucent that it can be nearly impossible to spot in the water. The average specimen grows to approximately 3-6 inches long and is about a quarter of an inch in diameter. Some claim this fish is the most feared in the entire Amazon region, and it is not hard to see why. They can swim up a urine stream and insert themselves into a penis. It normally lodges itself inside the gills of a larger fish and sucks their blood to live, but to it, a penis is all the same, just a big yummy blood sack between a man's legs. This parasitic penis fish lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines and it uses its mouth for feeding by sucking blood, becoming increasingly swollen with its host's blood, it tears its host's genitals apart from the inside. Have you ever seen the alien babies from aliens vs predator burst out of a man's chest? Well, imagine that happening to a penis, maybe your penis. Now be glad that this is not your penis. Removal of the fish is extremely hard due to the spines and if the problem is not treated it can result in removal of the genitals. The Candiru is a terrifying monstrous fish that would love to eat your penis.

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LMFAO the wording of certain parts of that make me laugh so hard
But I have actually heard about this before
Scary as fuck though I would never go swimming over there or piss in the water

Eighth penis to be glad is not yours:

A male argonaut, which closely resembles a small octopus, has one arm that is much longer than the others. This arm is his penis. Sounds great to have a penis longer than your arms, right? Keep listening and trust me that you do not want this to be your penis. This penis is “detachable”, meaning the male rips off his own penis in order to mate. The male Argonaut only gets one chance to mate in his lifetime, and does so by breaking off his penises from his body. Full of sperm, the arm swims around like a fish till a female mates with it and she collects the penis in her shell.

Scientists who first found this penis swimming around in the ocean thought it was some kind of parasitic worm. Boy were they surprised when they found out it was some guy’s broken off penis.

While the female continues to grow and reproduce after spawning, the male dies after the loss of his penis. Females can be fertilized by more than one penis and will often store many of them inside their shell cavity. Talk about having a dildo collection. I originally found this animal within several online articles labeled, “Amazing things animals can do with their penis”. Really? This is amazing? Well you know what, I am human and I can detach my penis too for a woman to use as her own personal dildo if I do not mind dieing like an argonaut afterwards. However, that does not make me amazing! What would be amazing is if I could reattach it afterwards on my own without dieing nor with major painful penis reattachment surgery. Whoever found this amazing had to of been a very cruel and sadistic woman. Be glad this is not your penis.

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I am bumping this thread.

Ninth penis to be glad is not yours:

A south African woman has invented an anti-rape device. The name of this device is Rapeaxe. Essentially, it is a female condom with teeth. Once a woman has inserted this female condom into her death trap of a vagina, she may flex her vagina muscles to bite into a guy's penis.



The teeth are hooked and barbed, so even if he pulls out, Rapeaxe remains attached to the man's penis till he gets it surgically removed. It is designed so that the only way to remove it is with surgery. Men who have experienced Rapeaxe have described the pain as so unbearable that they are not even able to walk.



There are a few reports flying around the internet of young girls using this as a revenge tactic on their boyfriends. At the world Olympics in Africa, 30,000 of these were given away for free and you can now buy them online for $15 a box. Original versions of Rapeaxe also contained a spring loaded blade that would cut off the tip of a man's penis, but they were not able to get that version approved because the large amounts of spilled blood it caused were considered an aids risk to the woman wearing it if the man raping her had aids.

The next time you go to have sex with a woman, remember to check her down there for teeth, else you might find her vagina chewing your penis to pieces.

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