Posted 9 years ago
That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
Worst Pick-Up Lines
Posted 9 years ago
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Posted 9 years ago
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Did it hurt? When you blew through the asphalt, emerging from Hell?
Posted 9 years ago
Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years
Posted 9 years ago
F**k me if im wrong but is your name Laura?
Posted 9 years ago
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber
Posted 9 years ago
If you were a fruit youd be a FINE-apple 
Posted 9 years ago
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"You wanna get pizza and fuck?"
"No."
"What? You don't like pizza?"
"No."
"What? You don't like pizza?"
Posted 9 years ago
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would be F n U together"
Posted 9 years ago
If you were a president, youd be Baberaham Lincoln