Pick-up Lines

Don Von Alpha Dom
by Don Von Alpha Dom · 116 posts
8 years ago in AP Social Games
Posted 7 years ago
want me to be your mommy? i will treat you like my little baby

S W A M P
V O M I T


(i mean i have a little mommy kink myself i would like to be called mommy but my pickup lines are horrible i cant flirt in generally)

S H R E K
B L E S S E S
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Posted 6 years ago
These two have worked for me in the past.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

And

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

They 9/10 times smile, since it’s rather cute.
Posted 6 years ago
Catch a wave and your sitting on top of the world. Oh wait, thats the Beach Boys
Posted 6 years ago
"hey, wanna go on a ate? i'll give you the D later"
Posted 6 years ago
Marry me!
Posted 6 years ago
Dark, but nevertheless:
Are you a Chilean miner? Because I want you stuck deep inside me.
Posted 6 years ago
Hey, my name is *beep*. My dad works as a doctor and he earns about 15 grand a month.
Posted 6 years ago
Hey do you have two fingers?
cause I got a hole for you to feel :tlatakenote:

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:47 --

hey do you have a hand?
cause I got a job for you! :pumpkinkitty:

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:49 --

hey you hungry?
cause I got a big doughnut for you!

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:50 --

hey bae what size pants you wear?
cause you're the only 10 I see! :tla9:
Posted 6 years ago
Here's a few lol
1. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
2. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
3.My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
6. If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.
lol those are some of my favorites. Hope you like.

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