Posted 5 years ago
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Posted 5 years ago
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Posted 4 years ago
Posted 4 years ago
is your dad a preacher cause your a blessing
Posted 4 years ago
Your face would look better between my legs
Posted 4 years ago
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How about you practice keeping your legs closed, and I practice prying them apart?
Posted 4 years ago
here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
-- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:59 am --
you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
-- Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:03 am --
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
-- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:59 am --
you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
-- Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:03 am --
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Posted 4 years ago
I usually press “E” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
Posted 4 years ago
@Don Von Alpha Dom
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Posted 4 years ago
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@IzaacIMVU
Are you hitting on me?
