Alright motherfuckers, tell me what kinky shit you did to loose your tongue.

hey don, well I would love to tell you how I lost my tongue, let me tell you the whole incident from the start, It was a dark raining night and I was alone at home, the thunder was trembling and the sky was brightening with the light of that thunder, it was scary night tho, I was sitting at sofa and watching tv suddenly my door knocked and I surprised to hear it as I was not assuming someone to come at night, when I go near the door and asked who is there, it was the sweet voice of the young girl, hearing her voice I got a little vibe and I asked her what do you want, she told me that she came from far and the weather got worse and she didn't make it back so if I willing to help her then she needs the shelter for a while until the bad weather and thundering are gone, I agreed and let her in, when she came in, I saw her she was a super hot girl, she had blue eyes, brown and medium long hair, slim body with perfect breast and booty :p, at this moment I was stuck on her for a while. I then let her in and she sat on the sofa, I went to the kitchen so I can give her some soup when I came back and tried to hand over the soup she touched my hand, I can smell and sense that she is hot and want some fun, I guessed it and tried to touch her hand back, she looked into my eyes and I did look into her, her eyes were so gorgeous I can't even explain them. then she asked me to use my bed as she want to do some rest, I gave her permission and she went to the bed. after around 30 minutes I heard strange voices coming from my bed room and when I tried to sneak peek at it. I saw that she was all naked and petting herself with the pillow in between her legs, i gone wild too after seeing that. I entered in to the room and when she saw me, she winked and asked me to join her, as i was naturally horny how can i deny her :p, i jump on the bed and then joined her. I let her sit in my lap and held her back, moved hands on her back and started kissing her. kissed her whole body then i came down and stretched her legs widely, bites her pussy lips, kissed, licked and sucked properly and then slided tongue inside deeply her pussy and bites her hymen too, this was the point i lost my tongue in her pussy.
Wanna tell you more about the whole incident but the answered to your question is this. Keep enjoy it.

I lost my tongue back in France for vaction when one of the girls told me to take her to her place, then I found out shortly that down there was razors so when I slipped my tongue in it fell right off

Haha what an excuse, "I lost my tongue in a pussy eating contest" that's fine and all but be ready of number of questions after that. Like who was the girl, what was her name, how many girls pussy you licked during the contest, then you will probably be considered as cheater because you licked pussy during a contest so you better have more excuses after that excuse