Miss Molly had a steamboat
her steamboat had a bell,
ding ding,
miss Molly when to heaven,
her steamboat went to
Hello Operator
Give dial number nine
and If you disconnect me
Ill chop off your
Behind the frigerateor
There was a piece of glass
when Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathrooms
Zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the
D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K.
Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark! Dark!
Darker then the ocean
Darker the the sea
Darker the the panty-hoes
My mommy puts on me
My brother is annoying
My daddy is King kong
My sister is the one
With the 40 acre bra
i know my mother
i know i know my Pa
I know i know my sister
with an 80 acre bra.
my mom gave me a nickel,
my dad gave me a dime,
my sis gave me a lover
who kissed me all the time
my mom took back the nickel
my dad took back the dime
my sis took back the lover boy
and gave me Frankenstein!
He made me do the dishes
he made me sweep the floor
he made me clean his underwear
i kicked him out the door!
i kicked him over London
i kicked him over France
I kicked him over islands
where he did the hula DANCE
He swam across the ocean
He swam across the sea.
He swam across the bath tub
just to get to me.
I flushed him down the toilet.
I plunged the water good.
I kicked him out the bathroom
just like my mama should.
My mother is gozilla
My daddy’s from hong kong
My brother is the idiot who
Taught me this dumb song
The song’s going to heaven
My brothers going to
Hello operator
Dial number ten
And if you disconnect me
I’ll sing this song again

omg! you got any more?

Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun- Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she bent over Rover ran over And gave her a bone of his own Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too 'cause he was gay!