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Here we will write all Chuck Norris facts we know.
1.Chuck Norris can count to infinite.Twice.
2.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.He waits.
3.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with light on.The darkness is afraid of him.
4.Why Chuck Norris did never got a heart attack ?
Because the heart is not that stupid to attack him.
5.If you write Chuck Norris in Scribble you win.Forever.
6.There is no theory of evolution.Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7.When Chuck Norris play Monopoly it's affecting the actual world economy.
8.What was going through the minds of all Chuck Norris's victims ?
His shoe.
9.Chuck Norris once shut down a german aeroplane by yelling "Bang!"
10.When God said : "To be light !" , Chuck Norris said : "Say please"
11.Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.
12.Why are the babyes crying when they born ?
Because they know they will live in a world with Chuck Norris.
13.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.It's descendents are called nowdays giraffes.
14.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.He decide what time is.
15.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
16.When Chuck Norris does a pushup , he isn't lifting himself , he push the Earth down.
17.Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
1.Chuck Norris can count to infinite.Twice.
2.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.He waits.
3.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with light on.The darkness is afraid of him.
4.Why Chuck Norris did never got a heart attack ?
Because the heart is not that stupid to attack him.
5.If you write Chuck Norris in Scribble you win.Forever.
6.There is no theory of evolution.Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7.When Chuck Norris play Monopoly it's affecting the actual world economy.
8.What was going through the minds of all Chuck Norris's victims ?
His shoe.
9.Chuck Norris once shut down a german aeroplane by yelling "Bang!"
10.When God said : "To be light !" , Chuck Norris said : "Say please"
11.Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.
12.Why are the babyes crying when they born ?
Because they know they will live in a world with Chuck Norris.
13.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.It's descendents are called nowdays giraffes.
14.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.He decide what time is.
15.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
16.When Chuck Norris does a pushup , he isn't lifting himself , he push the Earth down.
17.Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
