perfect man and woman

General Free Credits
by General Free Credits · 8 posts
15 years ago in Off Topic
Posted 15 years ago
Hmmm mr shatta

U trin to start sumtin

A woman listens alright

its a mans witty mouth that get's him in trouble

Joke: Wife has the last say...

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
Posted 15 years ago
lmao

Wow Im enormous!

haha
Posted 15 years ago
awww,

they funny as hell 2 :(
Posted 15 years ago · Author
oh maybe you been hiding your ip :lol: :twisted: :lol:

just edit the url and put html at the end :twisted:

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