It's Time forrr... Cheesy Pickup Lines

Cookiee Monsterr
by Cookiee Monsterr · 8 posts
14 years ago in Social Games
Posted 14 years ago · Author
CHEESY PICK UP LINES.


Post every pickup line you kno. I'll start..


I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle, but i'll give u a dime if you sleep with me sometime.
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Posted 14 years ago
Here are the old lines I use to use:

* The word of the day is "legs", can you help me spread it around?

* Are you a box of lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious.

* Yes, I know you are impressive. That is why I can not stop staring at you.

* I am only sweet because you give me a reason to be sweet.

* Have sex with me, make me happy, and I will move your wishlist into your inventory...

* Good evening. My name is Don. What may your name be? A pretty name for a pretty girl.

* I know guys probably ask you this all of the time, but...may I have to honor of kissing a pretty girl in [insert scene here]?

* Go up to a girl eating candy and ask her, "I have never tried that before, may I have a taste?". If she says yes, then kiss her and say, "delicious". While she is in shock, holding her and nibbling her neck is fun.

* Go into a bar / club with a camera and a sign. Make up a fake friend / fake story about that friend standing you up to go on a business meeting or something boring like that. Then write on the sign, "This is what you are missing [insert friend's name here]". Tell the girls in the club your story and ask them if they can help you make your friend jealous by taking a picture with you and the sign. You will be surprised just how far some girls will go to help you...and how many phone numbers you will get.
Posted 14 years ago
hmmmmm
Boy: where have you been all my life??
Girl: hiding from you
Posted 14 years ago
Don Von Free Credits wrote:
* Have sex with me, make me happy, and I will move your wishlist into your inventory...


LOL! HAHA, That made me day!

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Those are the funniest. xD
Posted 14 years ago
-I lost my virginity can i have yours

-Come live in my heart and pay no rent

-This is me making the first move, your turn

-Im not drunk, Im just intoxicated by you

-I like the finer things in life and youre damn fine

-I know what caused global warming, you

-When God made you, he was showing off

-I think I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

-I just had to come talk with you, sweetness is my weakness
Posted 11 years ago
1 "Are you on the menu?"
2 "Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?"
3 "If I were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
4 "Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?"
5 "I've been looking for you all night."
6 "Girl, them young chicks don't have NOTHIN' on an old hen like you!"
7 "Do I know you?"
8 "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
9 "I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you."
10 "Can you count? Then count on spending the night with me!"
Posted 11 years ago
Just a small few that were said to me:

"Heaven must just so empty now, cuz it's most beautiful angel is standing in front of me"
(guy drips some water on her dress) "What do you say we get you out of those wet clothes before you catch pneumonia"
"That dress looks lovely on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor"

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